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Not a quality video, but Rap Genius getting trolled by Sacha Baron Cohen is awesome…

Not really interested in all the shenanigans going on now with the Drake & Pusha beef, but this is funny…

Lil’ Doo-Doo gets schooled in rap history by the Soul Crush Crew (along with their own method of smoking weed lol), in a funny skit from last night’s SNL show…

Part of the Martin Shkreli juror transcripts. Some funny stuff in here…

The Court: Juror Number 59, come on up.

Juror No. 59: Your Honor, totally he is guilty and in no way can I let him slide out of anything because —

The Court: Okay. Is that your attitude toward anyone charged with a crime who has not been proven guilty?

Juror No. 59: It’s my attitude toward his entire demeanor, what he has done to people.

The Court: All right. We are going to excuse you, sir.

Juror No. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.

Ghost: “My DJ, he just stood there eating a cheeseburger”

Boat party gone wrong…

I usually try to keep fuckery like this out of this site (outta sight, outta mind) but sometimes you just gotta shake your head and call it what it is…

A SNL skit from last night’s show…

Dedicated to all the ‘slactivist Scott’s’ out there…

Nicki out here gettin’ shETHER’d

Now that WE KNOW that everything’s ok with CeeLo…

All this time we’ve been sitting on the toilet the wrong way…

By now everyone on the internets have taken out their pitchforks at the latest Lil’ Wayne interview fuckery. But like Dave Chappelle said not so long ago…

Via

Too funny (and true lol). Drop the bomb on them, Flex…

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Stop clowning around

Police have responded to four clown-related calls since Monday, two of which occurred at Shemwood Crossing Apartments. Another was reported on Deoyley Avenue in the Pleasant Valley community Tuesday afternoon.

In the most recent sighting Wednesday night, officers responded to Park Haywood Apartments on Congaree Road after a woman reported seeing a middle-aged white man in clown-like facial makeup and red hair standing outside the laundromat. The woman told police the clown stared at her as she walked out, but didn’t speak to or follow her.

The Sheriff’s Office has received two documented reports of clowns appearing in Greenville County on Aug. 19 and Aug. 29, said Master Deputy Ryan Flood.

“This is something that we’re taking very seriously, especially because of the allegations of people dressed in clown outfits trying to lure children into the woods,” Flood said Thursday.

Also on Thursday, the Travelers Rest Police Department investigated two calls about a clown sighting at Brookside Pointe Apartments, Police Chief Lance Crowe said.

Both calls were received Thursday morning. One report directed officers to a building number that doesn’t exist at the apartment complex, while the second call was to a different location in the same complex, Crowe said.

Several children and adults were outside at the time, but no one had any information about a clown sighting.

“Our thought right now is that these were hoax calls, but we will continue to monitor,” Crowe said.

(Police Chief) Ken Miller said he doesn’t know if the sightings are connected to the upcoming Rob Zombie movie release, 31, or if it’s the same people repeatedly dressing up in clown outfits.

The one commonality, Miller said, is that none of the clowns have tried to communicate with anyone. “They only stand in an area to be seen and watch the reaction of individuals,” he said.

According to South Carolina state law, no one over the age of 16 can appear in public wearing a mask “or other device which concealed his identity.” The statute makes exceptions for people whose trade or employment involves wearing a mask. There’s also a city of Greenville ordinance that prohibits “molesting, disturbing or following persons.”

Additional laws may apply, depending on the specific circumstances of reach case.

Officers with both Greenville police and the Greenville County Sheriff’s Office have increased patrols in areas where sightings have occurred.

“If there are sightings, take a photo, note person and vehicle descriptions, pay attention to direction of travel, and immediately call 911,” police spokesman Gilberto Franco said.

RIP to Gene Wilder who passes away at 83. This is still one of my favorite movie scenes…

SiriusXM Comedy has released a preview of unreleased material from the late great comedian George Carlin. ‘I Kinda Like It When A Lotta People Die’ drops on September 16th so be on the look-out for that…

Earlier last month i had warned you, my dear readers, about Mr. LaRusso’s thuggish behavior. I mean sure, this was during the Reagan & Rubix Cube era but this kids thuggery knows no bounds and time limits. Check it out for yourselves…

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A new series that parodies the best show of all time?! I’m in!

Beware. Daniel LaRusso, thuggin’ since the early 80’s…

The jokes continue…

Man, you guys are rough…

SNL skit from last night…

Well played, sir…

Jokes…

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